i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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