He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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