North Korea, Best Korea!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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