On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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