he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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