is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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