thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You did what with his pubic hair?
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