is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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