how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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