So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Are we still banned from the library?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I enjoy the company of your penis
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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