You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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