tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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