and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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