I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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