I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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