He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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