found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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