awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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