Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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