She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's paint friendship bongs
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need to sanitize my soul.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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