i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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