So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
