what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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