He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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