I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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