Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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