i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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