i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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