My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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