using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
is wine microwaveable?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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