Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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