His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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