It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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