My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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