I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
