i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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