Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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