He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
