We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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