We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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