Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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