My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I want a musical about memes.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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