What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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