I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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