i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
