You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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