only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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