It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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