I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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