giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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